I am out after dinner running a few errands. Eric is home with the kids, presumably putting them in bed. My phone rings...
MAMA (walking into grocery store at about 9pm): Hello? Hello? HELLO?!
CHILD: Hi Mama
MAMA: Grace? (I am startled because at this time, clearly they should be in bed)
CHILD: No, it is Annabelle. Hi Mama.
MAMA: Hi Bellie. Are you ok? (As many of you know, Annabelle NEVER talks on the phone)
CHILD: Yes. Can you buy me some Oreos?
MAMA: I am pretty sure we have Oreos at home.
CHILD: Not anymore.
DADDY (joining the conversation): Oh my Gosh, Annabelle! Did you call Mama ALL BY YOURSELF?
DADDY: Dear, I had no idea that she called you. I was so busy putting Michael to bed, and dealing with Faith.
MAMA: Really (please note extreme sarcasm)
DADDY: Yeah, ask Bellie. Bellie? Tell Mama what Daddy was just doing...
CHILD: Sitting on the couch eating Oreos.